PJ

1 )what is the cube of 13?
Its : SUROOR
wondering how?
thats bcoz....
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR

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2) ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?
kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..

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3) who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
..........sita with ravan

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4) wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
…….Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya

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5) an elephant falls in luv wid n Ant.but Ant's parents r against their marrige…guess y??
they gave a solid reason…**Ladke k daant bahar hain**

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6) what wud u call a girl who never laughs??
Ans: hasina

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7) 3+ 3 =8
Bataao Kaise?

Bataao Bataao!

Nahi Pata?!!

Are
Galati se!!!!!!!!!!!
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1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution

= Heart Attack

Matlab

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DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!
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What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???

think
think
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tired of thinking???



Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"

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Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"
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okei don't kill me "Pizza.... Hutna mat"
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ok whats the opp of venky's..

venlocks...
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)

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Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?

' Come' palakrishnan.

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A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.

:-(

Guess why ?

because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"

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ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gayato kaise bahar
nikalega???????
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geela ho ke nikalega......

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ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge .......

sweets.... nopes

salt...... nopes

think

think



are yaar
birla white cement
kyunki iske ander jaan hei.......


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whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man
jumping from 10th floor?
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former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa
later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)

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Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an
Orange ?

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They Both Are Not a Banana !!
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Once X asked Y, 'What is the secret behind your happy married life?'
Y said, 'You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems.'

X asked, 'Can you explain?'
Y said, 'In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions.'

Still not convinced, X asked Y 'Give me some examples'
Y said,' Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc are decided by my wife. I just agree to it'

X asked, 'Then what is your role?'
Y said,' My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iran , whether Britain should lift sanction over Zimbabwe, whether to widen African economy, whether Sachin Tendulkar should retire etc etc. Do you know one thing, my wife NEVER objects to any of these'.

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Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?

Answer:

1. Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER..... ....using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette

2. You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette

3. Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)
"TIP TIP barsa Pani.
Pani ne aag lagayee."
us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".

4. Start praising one cigarette, The other will get jealous & "jalney lagega"